Dining out

It's no bloody wonder there's so many fat people in this world. We just got back from looking for a cat torture device - more on that later. We had intended to eat out in Orlando along the way but it turned out we weren't going to Orlando after all so we didn't. Shortly after we arrived here we ate at a place in Lake Wales and enjoyed it so that was our destination but then it turned out it didn't open until 4:00. Actually only 3:00 because these fools think its an hour later than it really is but regardless, the place wasn't open. So then we headed home to heat up some leftover chili.

But then SWMBO spotted Woody's Barbeque alongside the road. From the outside it looked like a slighly rundown MacDonalds complete with a drive thru so my expectations were low but she wanted barbeque so in we went. It turned out to be a pretty decent place to eat lunch. It was probably overpriced based on the assumption that one patron would eat one serving but that is where it disconnected from reality. We ordered the barbeque dinner for two. We needed at least two more to have even had a shot at eating everything they put in front of us.

I commented on the way into the place that it must be good because there sure were a lot of fat people eating there. Its no wonder we've got a worldwide epidemic of fat people when eating establishments that cater to the masses haven't got the faintest idea of what a normal portion should look like. For our part we got two meals for the price of one, and we didn't bring home nearly all the leftovers from our table.

Now back to the cat torture device. We're going to pick it up tomorrow. Check back then to see if it worked.